The Republic of Evermorian puppet is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9 million Evermorian puppetians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The Evermorian puppetian economy, worth 323 billion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 35,925 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, Evermorian puppet's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and billions of francs are being poured into a space program. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Evermorian puppet's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Evermorian puppet is ranked 239,743^rd in the world and 22^nd in QA nerds for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.