The Republic of Evertide is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.633 billion Evertideans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertidean economy, worth 806 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,514 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Evertide is often a lifetime appointment, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evertide's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evertide is ranked 212,373^rd in the world and 337^th in LGBTQ Card Farming Polycule for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,444.34 Standard Monetary Units.