The Very Empty Nation of EVERYONE IS DEAD is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.477 billion ██████ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A massive crater. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The very strong ██████ economy, worth 276 trillion Completely Worthless Currencies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,411 Completely Worthless Currencies, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, helicopter parenting is on the rise, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for ██████ citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EVERYONE IS DEAD's national animal is the Completely Extinct Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deliverance.

EVERYONE IS DEAD is ranked 239,740^th in the world and 15^th in Flimsily Constructed Cardboard Box for Largest Black Market, with 234 billion Standard Monetary Units.