The Malicious Reminder of EveryoneLovesMall is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 20.424 billion EveryoneLovesMallians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong EveryoneLovesMallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Refounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,527 Refounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EveryoneLovesMall's national animal is the Refounder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EveryoneLovesMall is ranked 114,985^th in the world and 1^st in Assassins for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,249.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.