The Animal 🦓 lover ❤️ of Evil Induous is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Evil Induous with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 972 million Evil Induousians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🦀 The pizza of the Krusty Crab 🦀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The all-consuming Evil Induousian economy, worth 112 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,704 lire, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Induous's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Evil Induous is ranked 278,733^rd in the world and 2^nd in The big Switcharoo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.