The Republic of Evil pigeon is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning pigeon population. The democratic population of 8.314 billion Evil pigeonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Evil pigeonian economy, worth 231 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,821 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Evil pigeon's national animal is the pigeon.

Evil pigeon is ranked 135,100^th in the world and 1,178^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,399 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.