The Federated Republic of Evil Sernet is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Xamir Betkaff with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.439 billion Evil Sernetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evsernkof. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Evil Sernetian economy, worth 74.5 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,548 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, thrift shops are closing their doors, gated communities have guards to keep their residents in, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is moderate. Evil Sernet's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Evil Sernet is ranked 236,138^th in the world and 23^rd in Kryndel for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.