The Holy 🍀 Frog Green State of Evil Turtler is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King 👑 Fire 🔥 with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.164 billion Evil Turtlerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Power of fire 🔥. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Turtlerian economy, worth 151 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,967 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Turtlerians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done King 👑 Fire 🔥's credibility no favours, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Turtler's national animal is the wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is King Fire Language.

Evil Turtler is ranked 249,599^th in the world and 2^nd in The revenge realms of the banned nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.