The Republic of Eviscerator is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.113 billion Evisceratorians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Evisceratorian economy, worth 154 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,735 rubledollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,498 per year while the poor average 4,305, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eviscerator's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Eviscerator is ranked 288,379^th in the world and 1^st in Iwate for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 340.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.