The Armed Republic of Exercitus Rosae Legio I Harpax is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 810 million Exercitus Rosae Legio I Harpaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The powerhouse Exercitus Rosae Legio I Harpaxian economy, worth 56.3 trillion ROSES a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,522 ROSES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, the digital money revolution has cashed out, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exercitus Rosae Legio I Harpax's national animal is the ROSE, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Exercitus Rosae Legio I Harpax is ranked 188,801^st in the world and 2^nd in Willforgetit for Safest, scoring 49.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.