The Federation of Experina is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 13.741 billion Experinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,873 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, the nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 298,575^th in the world and 11,521^st in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.