The Federation of Experina is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.93 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 117,684 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

In distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, the people sing of those who will not be slaves again, every week is blindness awareness week, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 55,777^th in the world and 2,791^st in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,443.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.