The Anomalous Abomination of Me of Eyanfaalt is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Tee population. The hard-working population of 2.715 billion Eyanfaaltians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Eyanfaaltian economy, worth 162 trillion Taas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,023 Taas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,360 per year while the poor average 15,229, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Eyanfaalt's national animal is the Tee, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eyanfaalt is ranked 25,882^nd in the world and 7^th in The United Democratic Front for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,836.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.