The Loving Couple of F4nArt is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Willow with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.244 billion F4nArtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming F4nArtian economy, worth 954 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,162 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. F4nArt's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

F4nArt is ranked 117,105^th in the world and 3^rd in Devide by Zero for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,838.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.