The Jolly Jingle Jangle of Fa-la-la-la-la is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nicolas JC Kringle with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.055 billion Elves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carol City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fa-la-la-la-lan economy, worth a remarkable 3,144 trillion hollies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,703 hollies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, the treehouse in Partridge Park is the tallest building in Fa-la-la-la-la, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and in pet stores nationwide partridges are growing in popularity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fa-la-la-la-la's national animal is the partridge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is shopping.

Fa-la-la-la-la is ranked 8,471^st in the world and 1^st in The Sweet Ubiquity for Nicest Citizens, with 36.23 average smiles per day.