The Disputed Territories of Faaaaa is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 6 million Faaaaans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Faaaaan economy, worth 361 billion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,191 florins, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, elections have been outlawed, and kiwis are considered a delicacy. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Faaaaa's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Faaaaa is ranked 54,305^th in the world and 20^th in womp for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 53,510.32 Standard Monetary Units.