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Safest: 11,944thMost Pacifist: 12,975thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,409th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Fachu 5

Population682 million

CapitalKamania 5

Currencydenier
Animalporpoise

The Republic of Fachu 5 is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 682 million Fachu 5ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania 5. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fachu 5ian economy, worth 47.4 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,509 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fachu 5's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fachu 5 is ranked 25,506th in the world and 7th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,968.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Safest: 11,944thMost Pacifist: 12,975thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 24,409thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,376thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30,373rd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Accessible: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Fachu 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Fachu 5, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kamania 5 Times is sold out.

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