The Republic of Fachu 58 is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 201 million Fachu 58ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fachu 58ian economy, worth 8.62 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,879 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fachu 58's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fachu 58 is ranked 17,025^th in the world and 6^th in Fachu Puppet Storage for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,876.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.