The Colony of FACT33 is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.543 billion FACT33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FACT33ian economy, worth 393 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,281 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FACT33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FACT33 is ranked 80,450^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Action for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.