The Godless Republic of Fairbur is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Samuel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.766 billion SJWs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fairburian economy, worth a remarkable 4,893 trillion Djoungoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,961 Djoungoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, social order requires citizens to be afraid to ask questions, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fairbur's national animal is the Pepe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fairbur is ranked 210,334^th in the world and 20^th in Regionless for Largest Black Market, with 411 billion Standard Monetary Units.