The Principality of Fajihas is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prince with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.802 billion Fajihani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bravook. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fajihan economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Sandmarks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,965 Sandmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, Prince reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fajihas's national animal is the Black Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Fajihas is ranked 4,233^rd in the world and 223^rd in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 87.41 on the Kitten Softness Rating.