The Kingdom of Falkheim is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 576 million Falkheimians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The strong Falkheimian economy, worth 47.7 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,768 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and the statue in the deJong Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falkheim's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falkheim is ranked 270,797^th in the world and 59^th in The Global Elite for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.56 percentage of bribes refused.