The Borderlands of FALSE Division North is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 511 million FALSE Division Northians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The thriving FALSE Division Northian economy, worth 40.1 trillion Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,417 Standards, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and immigrants who don't like the taste of FALSE Division Northian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. FALSE Division North's national animal is the Data Erased, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FALSE Division North is ranked 29,015^th in the world and 1^st in Pryskiva for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 63,361.69 Standard Monetary Units.