The Secret Society of Famous Pizza is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dave Hobbs with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.701 billion Flat Earthers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Famous Pizzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion Seetoofars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,492 Seetoofars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, cave paintings are back in vogue, children trade in their pickaxes for hammers and sickles, and national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Famous Pizza's national animal is the Mud Digger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Biblical Cosmology.

Famous Pizza is ranked 19,049^th in the world and 1^st in Extra Terra for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.