The Loving Couple of Fan 4rt is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Camila with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.253 billion Fan 4rtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Connecticut. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fan 4rtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 136,927 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Fan 4rt's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Fan 4rt is ranked 315,653^rd in the world and 5^th in Lisseum for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.42 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.