The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From You is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.882 billion Far Far Away From Youans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Far Far Away From Youan economy, worth a remarkable 4,545 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 217,656 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry has gone into meltdown upon hearing the price to avoid nuclear disaster, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Far Away From You's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Far Far Away From You is ranked 34,786^th in the world and 2^nd in The Sasquatch Republic for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,671.72 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.