The Colony of FARKASL33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.433 billion FARKASL33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FARKASL33ian economy, worth 579 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,135 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FARKASL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FARKASL33 is ranked 266,060^th in the world and 1^st in Farkas Lovagok for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.