The HERETICS AND TRUMPIST BANNED of Fartmaster Q 5 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.626 billion Fartmaster Q 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The Fartmaster Q 5ian economy, worth 71.3 trillion Farts a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,878 Farts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartmaster Q 5's national animal is the Fart, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fartmaster Q 5 is ranked 202,455^th in the world and 9^th in The Realm Of Farts for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.