The Reign of Fascist Polisani is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Boris Würtemsson with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.271 billion Slavic Polisans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horociun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic Polisanese economy, worth 433 trillion lernimarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,251 lernimarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, modesty is treated with the side-eye, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Polisani's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slavic Orthodox.

Fascist Polisani is ranked 94,970^th in the world and 20^th in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,459.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.