The Republic of Fay Delaro is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.143 billion Fay Delaroans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fay Delaroan economy, worth 464 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,236 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

People are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fay Delaro's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fay Delaro is ranked 16,924^th in the world and 20^th in Equilism for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,502.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.