The Colony of FC33 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.568 billion FC33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FC33ian economy, worth 547 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,325 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FC33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FC33 is ranked 284,821^st in the world and 1^st in Fascist Coalition for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 410.82 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.