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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,384thSafest: 3,381stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,772nd
The Bravos of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cuando juegan los Bravos, Juega todo Juárez
Sebastián Jurado
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

FC Juarez

Population2.119 billion

CapitalEstadio Olímpico Benito Juárez
LeaderSebastián Jurado
Faithcatolicismo

Currencypeso mexicano
Animalcaballo

The Bravos of FC Juarez is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sebastián Jurado with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.119 billion bravos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bravo economy, worth 277 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 130,917 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is illegal, the bravo Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FC Juarez's national animal is the caballo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

FC Juarez is ranked 20,274th in the world and 28th in The Bongos United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.32 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,384thTop
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Safest: 3,381stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,772ndMost Pacifist: 4,082ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,441stNicest Citizens: 5,652ndMost Accessible: 6,203rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,757thMost Inclusive: 6,807thHealthiest Citizens: 7,614thMost Developed: 7,828thHighest Food Quality: 8,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,732ndSmartest Citizens: 9,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,007thBest Weather: 11,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,421stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,621stMost Cultured: 12,675thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,092ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,802ndLargest Governments: 17,912thLowest Crime Rates: 20,274thMost Devout: 21,419thMost Efficient Economies: 25,095thMost Politically Free: 28,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,988thMost Income Equality: 29,505thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,568thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30,268th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, the bravo Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : FC Juarez's influence in The Bongos United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents.
  • : Following new legislation in FC Juarez, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.

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