The Bravos of FC Juarez is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sebastián Jurado with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.959 billion bravos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bravo economy, worth 243 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 124,201 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Bongos United, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FC Juarez's national animal is the caballo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.

FC Juarez is ranked 13,640^th in the world and 56^th in The Bongos United for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.