| Population | 2.119 billion |
| Capital | Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez |
| Leader | Sebastián Jurado |
| Faith | catolicismo |
| Currency | peso mexicano |
| Animal | caballo |
The Bravos of FC Juarez is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sebastián Jurado with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.119 billion bravos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estadio Olímpico Benito Juárez. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient bravo economy, worth 277 trillion peso mexicanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 130,917 peso mexicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Euthanasia is illegal, the bravo Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FC Juarez's national animal is the caballo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catolicismo.
FC Juarez is ranked 20,274th in the world and 28th in The Bongos United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.32 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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FC Juarez, the diplomatic corps stinks.
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FC Juarez, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
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FC Juarez, the bravo Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
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FC Juarez, euthanasia is illegal.
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FC Juarez, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
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FC Juarez's influence in The Bongos United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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FC Juarez, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
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FC Juarez, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
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FC Juarez, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents.
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FC Juarez, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.





















































