The Republic of Featured palace is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20 million Featured palaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Featured palacean economy, worth 904 billion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,198 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured palace's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Featured palace is ranked 223,851^st in the world and 13^th in Da People Realm for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 327.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.