The Dharmic Republic of Feausi is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Phoenix with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.444 billion Feausians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Feausian economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Feauses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,587 Feauses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, behind every local dictator is a Feausian advisor whispering in their ear, Feausians also serve as great lightning rods, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feausi's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Feausi is ranked 329,031^st in the world and 49^th in India for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.9 on the Bus Surprisal Index.