The Holy Empire of Felipelandia is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.241 billion Felipelandianoes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Felipelandian economy, worth 541 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 103,280 pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 547,499 per year while the poor average 10,310, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

International humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Felipelandia's national animal is the tortuga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Felipelandia is ranked 60,975^th in the world and 88^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Average Incomes, with 103,280.25 Standard Monetary Units.