The Free Land of Fendanyl is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 3.292 billion Fendas are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The very strong Fenda economy, worth 193 trillion regions a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,659 regions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,445 per year while the poor average 11,381, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned, surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Fendanyl's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Fendanyl is ranked 50,684^th in the world and 677^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,854.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.