The Fairyland Monarchy of FENS Audacious is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Holly Willoughby-White with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.247 billion FENS Audaciousians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naval Station Derivative. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient FENS Audaciousian economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,595 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children use fake IDs to purchase candy, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash', and leisure is a crime in ski towns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FENS Audacious's national animal is the Pond Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conventialism.

FENS Audacious is ranked 194,771^st in the world and 6^th in Cielo for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,085.41 Standard Monetary Units.