The Matriarchy of FENS MudSnail is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Wednesday Mudsnail Addams with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.884 billion MudSnailians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient MudSnailish economy, worth a remarkable 1,766 trillion Axixican Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,657 Axixican Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Orange juice has been renamed yellow juice, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, wandering MudSnailians are known for their one-track minds, and the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FENS MudSnail's national animal is the Mountain Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Mudsnailism.

FENS MudSnail is ranked 221,258^th in the world and 5^th in The Unrecoverables for Safest, scoring 49.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.