The Empire of FF FSB is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 457 million FF FSBians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The very strong FF FSBian economy, worth 27.1 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,198 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 180,840 per year while the poor average 15,020, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. FF FSB's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

FF FSB is ranked 217,700^th in the world and 1^st in FSB Academy for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.