The Italian Crew of Fiat 2000 v2 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Fiat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.48 billion Crews are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingdom of Italy. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The large but inefficient Fiat 2000 v2ian economy, worth 170 trillion Ammunitions a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,128 Ammunitions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiat 2000 v2's national animal is the Fiat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cubism.

Fiat 2000 v2 is ranked 252,852^nd in the world and 20^th in Rome Production Line for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.79 on the Bus Surprisal Index.