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Highest Drug Use: 453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,618thHighest Crime Rates: 2,010th
The Incorporated States of
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Influence
Hermit
Governor
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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File Cabinet

Population4.872 billion

CapitalInitech Global HQ
LeaderPeter Gibbons

CurrencyPaperwork
AnimalClippy

The Incorporated States of File Cabinet is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter Gibbons with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.872 billion File Cabinetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Initech Global HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient File Cabinetian economy, worth 722 trillion Paperworks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 148,371 Paperworks, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Interest in globalism never flags, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. File Cabinet's national animal is the Clippy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

File Cabinet is ranked 209,636th in the world and 1st in Office Space for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,618thHighest Crime Rates: 2,010thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,047thFattest Citizens: 2,239thRudest Citizens: 2,374thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,674thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,703rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,842ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,806thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,408thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,072ndMost Cultured: 14,764thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,437thMost Efficient Economies: 18,754thMost Armed: 19,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,764thLargest Mining Sector: 25,855thMost Devout: 26,166thMost Inclusive: 26,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,581stHighest Average Incomes: 26,782ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 32,883rdSmartest Citizens: 33,166th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : File Cabinet's influence in Office Space rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : File Cabinet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in File Cabinet, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.

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