| Population | 4.872 billion |
| Capital | Initech Global HQ |
| Leader | Peter Gibbons |
| Currency | Paperwork |
| Animal | Clippy |
The Incorporated States of File Cabinet is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Peter Gibbons with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.872 billion File Cabinetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Initech Global HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.
The frighteningly efficient File Cabinetian economy, worth 722 trillion Paperworks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 148,371 Paperworks, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Interest in globalism never flags, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. File Cabinet's national animal is the Clippy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
File Cabinet is ranked 209,636th in the world and 1st in Office Space for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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File Cabinet's influence in Office Space rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
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File Cabinet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Corrupt Governments.
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File Cabinet, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt.
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File Cabinet, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Following new legislation in
File Cabinet, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
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File Cabinet, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in
File Cabinet, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
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File Cabinet, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis.
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File Cabinet, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
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File Cabinet, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.







































