The Totally Cool Republic of Filothea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vozinha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.49 billion Filotheans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puccia. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filothean economy, worth 175 trillion Kuujjuaqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 117,993 Kuujjuaqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the Filothean government is the world's largest NGO, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filothea's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Culerism.

Filothea is ranked 54,842^nd in the world and 27^th in Kelios for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,028.02 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.