The Republic of Finalitys Auger is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.857 billion Finalitys Augerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Finalitys Augerian economy, worth 125 trillion catnips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 43,851 catnips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,625 per year while the poor average 2,748, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Finalitys Auger's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Finalitys Auger is ranked 70,276^th in the world and 1^st in Minecraft Deep Frozen Ocean for Smartest Citizens, with 39.62 quips per hour.