The Colony of First attempt at a puppet state is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 647 million Aoleirkawkrieze are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aoleirkawkriese economy, worth 20.0 trillion Kawkris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 30,958 Kawkris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at First attempt at a puppet state's hospitals, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First attempt at a puppet state's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

First attempt at a puppet state is ranked 307,265^th in the world and 14^th in Phantom for Highest Average Incomes, with 30,958.07 Standard Monetary Units.