The Matriarchy of First Minister is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working population of 4.541 billion First Ministerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The First Ministerian economy, worth 201 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,234 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around First Minister City, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First Minister's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

First Minister is ranked 280,754^th in the world and 7^th in Sukhumi for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.