The Eltran's Touchscreen Allergy of Fists of Jon Blackwolf is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jon Blackwolf with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.55 billion fat-fingerers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brachycardia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The very strong fat-fingered economy, worth 429 trillion victories a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,914 victories, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, Jon Blackwolf has just been declared ruler of Fists of Jon Blackwolf in an international press conference, many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fists of Jon Blackwolf's national animal is the black wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Fists of Jon Blackwolf is ranked 108,155^th in the world and 157^th in The Bobcat Nation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,682.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.