The Should've kept thorns of Flameport 15 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mai with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.404 billion Flameporters enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flameport. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The thriving Flameporte economy, worth 272 trillion fire crystals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,796 fire crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Flameporter can expect a strongly worded letter, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, thousands of citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene, and diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Flameport 15's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unism.

Flameport 15 is ranked 92,675^th in the world and 1^st in Furry Antifascist Alliance for Most Developed, scoring 63.61 on the Human Development Index.