The Democratic States of Flexicat is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.391 billion Flexicatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Flexicatian economy, worth 175 trillion rups a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,527 rups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Flexicat's national animal is the squealing camel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Flexicat is ranked 275,058^th in the world and 3^rd in European Onion for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.