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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rd
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Flibble
The Oppressive Mighty One
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Flibblers

Population42.678 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.678 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 48,932 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,146,546 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Flibblers, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and pedants defending The Oppressive Mighty One observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 5,528th in the world and 8th in Antarctica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,463.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 5thMost Patriotic: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thHighest Economic Output: 6thLargest Governments: 7thMost Secular: 7thMost Developed: 7thLongest Average Lifespans: 9thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 17thMost Advanced Public Education: 18thSmartest Citizens: 18thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71stMost Scientifically Advanced: 109thMost Subsidized Industry: 546thMost Stationary: 677thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 705thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 909thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,356thLargest Populations: 1,444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,614thMost Efficient Economies: 2,971stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,510thMost Authoritarian: 4,717thMost Influential: 4,941stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,528thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,528thRudest Citizens: 6,112thMost Conservative: 10,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,259thTop
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Most Income Equality: 27,817thMost Extreme: 30,080th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, pedants defending The Oppressive Mighty One observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Flibblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.

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