
| Population | 42.678 billion |
| Capital | Flibble Central |
| Leader | The Oppressive Mighty One |
| Currency | Flaaben |
| Animal | Flibbitybobble |
The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.678 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 48,932 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,146,546 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Flibblers, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and pedants defending The Oppressive Mighty One observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Flibblers is ranked 5,528th in the world and 8th in Antarctica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,463.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Flibblers, pedants defending The Oppressive Mighty One observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
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Flibblers, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
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Flibblers, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Flibblers.
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Flibblers, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
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Flibblers, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
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Flibblers, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
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Flibblers, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
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Flibblers, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.
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Flibblers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Extreme.
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Flibblers, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.






























































































