The Empire of Flooland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Janali with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.114 billion Floolandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yendan. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Floolandian economy, worth 183 trillion Hearts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,518 Hearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Empress Janali has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Judaism has been named as Flooland's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flooland's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Judaism.

Flooland is ranked 126,954^th in the world and 5^th in Glitterland for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,330.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.