The Colony of Florida Two is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 62 million Neu Floridians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Florida Twoan economy, worth 3.41 trillion Flories a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,054 Flories, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Florie charge on their phone bill. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florida Two's national animal is the Neu Gator.
Florida Two is ranked 96,595th in the world and 3rd in Bep nation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 944.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Florida Two, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Florie charge on their phone bill.
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Florida Two, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
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Florida Two, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
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Florida Two, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
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Florida Two, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
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Florida Two, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
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Florida Two, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
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Florida Two, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
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Florida Two, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
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Florida Two, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".













